
She turns to me, looks lovingly into my eyes and says ‘Jack, what’s Piri Piri?’
A very good question, what is Piri Piri? I’ll let you into a little secret Hammersmith Apolllo, it’s a very good question but it is also a question that nobody actually knows the answer to. So you can make up whatever the hell you like and she’s still going to be impressed.
‘Piri Piri, my dear, is a blend of aromatic spices bonded together by the tears of Portuguese widows that have lost their husbands at sea.’
AND SHE’S MINE.
” —Jack Whitehalls speech about Nandos (via thunder-and-lightning)This Man Is Our God :3